great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
