The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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