His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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