real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
