it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm really busy with my period
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