i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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