you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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