Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Randomize