there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think I sprained my soul last night
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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