"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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