is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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