This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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