Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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