Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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