Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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