well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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