Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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