Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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