3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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