Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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