I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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