Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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