ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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