why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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