I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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