I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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