How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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