you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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