apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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