pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I could fuck to npr.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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