Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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