Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i believe in u and ur pee
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
