Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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