Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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