If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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