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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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