She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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