hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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