names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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