How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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