just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sorry about my life...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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