lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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