people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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