Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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