Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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