so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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