Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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