I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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