Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
