last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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