Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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