Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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