Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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