But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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