Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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