I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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