Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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