it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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