I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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