It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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